A Misfit's Valentine
Posted on January 14 2019
Once upon a time, schools didn't require every kid to give every other kid a valentine and some kids didn't get any. I know because I was that kid.
We are the misfits.
Don't worry, we're fine now. All grown up and much cooler than everyone who got invited to Becky Shumucker's Bat Mitzvah... You can tell her I said that.
I find Valentines Day to be the worst of the lot. Here is the one day a year where we shame single people for being alone, unmarried, unconventional.
YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND YOUR CAT WILL EAT YOUR FACE.
No, I'll come over, hold your cat back and raid your fridge.
Look, whether you're alone, or with the love of your life, I've made you a present. Because you are fucking loved, you little weirdo.
I'm calling this romantic print "The Ocean Between Us."
Available under "Fashion Prints"